When Crowds swarm out doorways And The street-lamps are lit One of my disciples Begins his wandering In alleys and Main streets He searches for men The virile, pathetic and lame Leading them in To our establishment He starts to cry Every night “Prostrate, supine Well groomed - divine! Whatever you like Please sir, tonight” A brothel is a business no different than a bank As safe and as formal and sanitary My girls all destined for hell Or so says our priest But find me a Christian Who spends as much time on their knees! Closer to god They honour his glory In the best way Everyday Without my aid they’d be in chains Or disembowelled in a backstreet lane I’ll stop selling when you stop buying ‘Till the end of time you will hear the cry “Prostrate, supine Well groomed - divine! Whatever you like Follow me tonight”